More Duels (aka Duel-ality, or Much Aduel About Nothing)

Not much to introduce here, just more duels that need to be settled. Off we go:

PHILLIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN vs HOFFMAN ESTATES, IL
One has starred in many Oscar-nominated films, and redefined character acting. One has been incorporated in the greater Chicagoland area for over a century. While they may seem quite like an apples/oranges match-up, one should note that PSH's acting ability is further enhanced by his competitive schools and low property tax rates. Hoffman Estates, however, is severely lacking in the Golden Globe wins department.
WINNER: A landslide if there ever was one, Phillip Seymour comes out the better Hoffman.

J-LO vs LO MEIN
Don't be fooled by the Bok (choy) that it's got, it's still the tastiest noodle dish on the block. Lo mein has been a Chinese favorite for many empires, but Jennifer Lopez just recently came from the Empire State conquer both Hollywood and the Music industry. But which Lo is Lo-er?
WINNER: In the end, mixing spicy tofu with J-Lo just makes a mess. The noodles take it.

MILKY WAY vs THE MILKY WAY
At first glance, this seems to be a battle akin to the Superman/Doomsday battle, in which cities were destroyed and both heavyweights fell (read: nerd nerd nerd). However, if you have had the pleasure of biting into a Milky Way, you know that the candy bar is actually made of concentrated pieces of the Milky Way galaxy, and it's wonderful. So the decision is actually not really a decision at all.

WINNER: Tie. But everyone knows the real loser here is Pluto.